somecutething:

What is this hairless animal??!?!

(via yeahthanks)

lesbianshadowcat:

lesbianshadowcat:

thor has something for everybody…if you are attracted to men he is perfect boyfriend material. if you are not he is just a big nice man who respects women & smiles a lot. he lifts weights all day to get good at hugging

i wrote the second part totally forgetting about straight men uhhh he has muscles and he probably knows about sports. whatever yall are into

(via josephspooks)

totalariana:

I honestly can’t deal with second hand embarrassment in tv shows and movies very well I’ll literally pause it, internally scream, and come back in ten years

(via ladyzna)

jumex:

(via nos3um)

vivienvalentino:

Everything is shit and the world might be on the verge of nuclear war.

Bruno Mars: *releases another 80s/90s sounding bop* 

Everyone:

(via kirbycrisscross)

squirrellygirlart:

jheselbraum:

feministism:

You don’t even have to be a lady, there are several

• My last name is culturally important to me
• His last name is something like Cox or Boner and it’s just not worth it
• I got a doctorate before I met him and don’t want to change it
• I don’t want to change my name on all my documents and have people assume I’m stealing my own identity in the early months of our marriage
• I would rather keep my own last name out of personal preference
• I would rather keep my own last name to make a political statement
• I want my husband to take MY name

It’s 2018 and people ARENT PROPERTY

(via raspberrylimerichie)

50shadesofkomaeda:

celticpyro:

doujinshi:

so this kid he used to bully me in middle school before i got tough, well this is kind of a funny story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest
sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt bring my glasses but im going through the house because she told me to make myself at home and i see a family photo and im just like he looks really familiar but i cant make out shit. and so she and i start talking and shes like yeah i have a son your age actually and im just like wait… and she was like you’ll meet him later when we go to the car show, and im just like fuckin wait.. and we get to the car show and its me and her we’re holding hands being friendly and shes like and heres my son. and i shit u not this is the same dude who used to fucking bully me in middle school and he starts fucking crying because he didnt know his mom was lesbian and i was just like hey its been a while, but im getting fucked by your mom.

(via kirbycrisscross)

rockintwink:

catchymemes:

Worlds largest single firework shell

That’s not that bi-hoLY SHIT

(Source: catchymemes, via raspberrylimerichie)

mitski-miyawakis:

wizardshark:

froze:

they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

This is my favorite video in all of world history I would die for these cats

i swear one or both of em did a cardi b impression okurrrr

(via edenwolfie)

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

*walks into a psychology lecture wearing a tshirt with freud’s face on it that says “THIS GUY IS A FUCKING IDIOT” in sparkly bold type*

well im glad SOMEONE got the implied subtext in this post

(Source: hexglyphs, via iskwekan)